Ken and Frank eat portions of smoked pigs and resurrect their podcast. Frank demands esteem and accolades for unimpressive actions, Ken turns the camera on himself and his dog, and the geese and weeds win again.

Ken and Frank talk about the dangers of traveling (to the airport). Frank takes his family on a harrowing journey toward the equator, Ken is a Christmas slacker, and the magic finally dims for another generation.

Ken and Frank discuss Asian fusion, whine about an inconvenient lunch, complain about a free gift, and transition from car dealers to gaping vaginas.

Ken and Frank discuss several examples of miscommunication that has lead to embarrassing and uncomfortable situations.

Ken and Frank get reacquainted and talk about twitter, cooking by numbers, and death by air travel.